Ubiquitous has been sent by unknown forces to destroy the population of male DJ egos, and is by far the most gangster female to step behind the ones and twos in southern California. Her programming is far superior to the most advanced spy satellites currently in orbit. Her transitions are a perfect cotton/poly blend of heavy and sexy. Her mixes are so clean that you catch a whiff of that new car smell with every tune she drops. She will use her sonic anti mind control lasers to unlock and rewire your inhibition circuits, allowing full dance mobility and raising your fun capacity to unprecedented highs. Common side effects include, but are not limited to, neck and back pain, tinnitus, hyperventilation, sleeplessness, and short term memory loss.